Monday, February 15, 2010

Alameda Awesome

Just a few reasons why the 24 hour fitness in Lakewood is my fav.

1. A guy wearing pink Keds "pumping" iron with his girlfriend.
2. An old man wearing khaki pants and a sweater on the elliptical.
3. Watching man boobs bounce when guys run.
4. Trying to figure out what Zumba is.

All very entertaining to witness.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Fist Pumping Good Time

So I was on hell's escalator again today, mostly because I'm practicing for the Republic stair climb, when the guy next to me randomly bursts into fist pumps. They were the kind of fist pumps you would expect from a Guido at the club. It was a series of about 10 so he must have been pretty excited about climbing stairs or he fell victim to the Jersey Shore marathon on MTV. I understand the appeal because that show is like a train wreck and you just can't look away however, you should leave the fist pumping and spray tans to the comforts of your own home.