Fist Pumping Good Time

So I was on hell's escalator again today, mostly because I'm practicing for the Republic stair climb, when the guy next to me randomly bursts into fist pumps. They were the kind of fist pumps you would expect from a Guido at the club. It was a series of about 10 so he must have been pretty excited about climbing stairs or he fell victim to the Jersey Shore marathon on MTV. I understand the appeal because that show is like a train wreck and you just can't look away however, you should leave the fist pumping and spray tans to the comforts of your own home.